How To Reach Me
The best way to reach me is to call on the phone.
Pick it up and dial. Go ahead, just do it.
I answer all calls, it does not matter who you are or what you want, I will answer the phone. Please do not bother to text. This phone does not receive text. Text is the scourge of the communications industry and encourages people to be lazy, misspell words, and not pay attention while driving.
Or just send me an email and don’t worry about spelling everything correctly, I won’t judge.
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